guinea pirate

• Using My Powers for Good, Not Evil

I'm more along the lines of the late actor George Reeves, who starred in the black-and-white TV version of Superman when I was a kid. I truly believed George was Superman, despite the fact he clearly spent waaaay too much time at the all-you-can-eat buffet and his supersize stomach left his stretchy pyjama-style costume on the verge of exploding. I suspect the only time he used his "heat vision" was to zap hot dogs when he wasn't standing around, hands on hips, deflecting bullets with his super flab. Imagine an older Elvis with a red "S" on his chest instead of a white jumpsuit. What is not superhero-ish about you?" she said. "The idea of the ads is: You don't have to be a superhero to save a life! If we got a model to do it, they'd do the whole model thing. You're the Everyman. "We...

... picture taken with dozens of dogs, cats, guinea pigs and snakes. . Aileen felt I'd be a perfect su...Mine consisted of a red-satin pirate-style shirt, a pair of billowy bright-yellow genie...

• Winnipeg Free Press
• August 27, 2009