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The scientists said this means there will be a dramatic decrease in the number of middle-aged mice in leisure suits going to singles bars, buying flashy red sports cars and annoying younger female mice with cheesy pickup lines, such as: "Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package."
"It was actually quite painful," [Larry] laughed, noting that to maximize his embarrassment, she would have "painted my toenails, if I'd let her." The pièce de résistance in terms of Larry's styling session came when his daughter smushed his remaining strands of real hair into a pointy thing -- it's called a "fauxhawk" -- that was held together with a rubber band.See the full content of this document
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Three Bald Mice,
three bald mice...
In The Doug House / Doug SpeirsI have excellent news for balding rodents and middle-aged men tired of looking like Franciscan monks. I was intensely thrilled last week to learn that scie...See the full content of this document
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