What do I want? Bus rapid transit! When do I want it? Now! Now go tell your elves to build me a southwest transit corridor or I'll come up to the North Pole and organize a sit-in. Making toys for three billion kids might not be so easy with a collective bargaining agreement in place -- and don't get me started about the way you treat those reindeer.

Point of order: My previous Christmas requests are on file, and I don't know why you're asking me to present them again. I didn't have to do this when I worked with the previous mayor.

Seeing as I'm the only member of council actually young enough to sit on your knee -- and I already have a really cool Chief Peguis Trail extension -- I'm going to go for broke and ask for every single video game title ever invented for the Wii platform, a seven-bazillion-gigabyte iPod and a ride home from city hall to North Kildonan, whenever I feel like it.