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Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: My husband is British from the country (as am I) and thinks it's fun and saucy to swat women he knows on the behind. At a party on the weekend, he had a few beers and swatted the wrong woman and she turned around and swatted him hard, across the back. The party took a definite downturn and I bundled him off into the car and took him home in disgrace. I said the bottom swatting had to go. But, now he's recovered, he says he'll just be careful who he's being silly with. "No need to throw the baby out with the bathwater," says he. I told him I won't attend another party with him if he's going to be a fool like that again. What do you think? -- The Silly Man's Wife, Winnipeg
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Hands Off, Butthead!
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: My husband is British from the country (as am I) and thinks it's fun and saucy to swat women he knows on the behind. At a party on the weekend, he had a few beers and...
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