Summary
I've changed my mind. I don't feel like writing that column anymore. I no longer think I'm qualified. I'll tell you why. It's not that I don't have a terrific singing voice; the problem is it has recently been brought to my attention that there are two things I know NOTHING about, specifically:
Me: "Dear, there's smoke pouring out of the car!!!!" "That's nice, dear," she said. "They're telling you that you're No. 1."See the full content of this document
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Hot Car? Yeah, in Fact My Car Is Really Smokin'!
In the Doug house / Doug Speirs
I fully intended to write a deeply moving and wildly hilarious column today about the joys of singing in the car while driving a truculent teenager to schoo...See the full content of this document
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