A Three-Legged Dog Walks Into a Saloon
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He likes to tell the story of the three-legged dog who walked into a saloon. "Three-legged dog, what are you doing in my saloon?" the bartender asks? The three-legged dog replies: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Blame Mr. [Doug Speirs] for that, not me. If I were going to tell an anthropomorphic story, which I wouldn't do, not being a speciesist myself, I would talk about the gorilla who walked into a saloon and ordered a beer. The bartender thought, "This is a gorilla, he can't be that smart," and gave him the beer and said "That will be $10," which the gorilla promptly paid."Well," said the gorilla, "at $10 a beer, I'm not surprised."See the full content of this document
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A Three-Legged Dog Walks Into a Saloon
My colleague Doug Speirs, the best-selling author of Bite-Sized Doug (available at good bookstores everywhere for the scandalously low price of $9.95), likes to tell stories about dogs. He is the only grown man I ...
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