Miss Lonelyhearts Sounds Like Your Birthday Bozo has a Guilty Conscience

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Dear Crushed: Hooker-schmooker! Why do so many women eagerly take the blame for their mate's bad behaviour? You did nothing wrong. Lots of husbands out there are saying, "What I wouldn't give for a great wife like that!" So let's examine this strange behaviour... On his birthday, your husband tells you he's going to the gym before dinner and he won't be home until 7:30? Two-and-a-half hours of working out? Can't be dying to see the little kids, then, or he'd have been home right after five. But, he might be feeling guilty after spending several hours somewhere else, in another woman's arms, getting his birthday present. Imagine how awkward it might make him feel coming through that door to a beautiful dinner and a love-and-sex scene with his sweet wife. He did his duty quickly in the bedroom, because it'd be more trouble not to, and have to explain. Then he projects his lousy feelings about himself on you and throws the hooker word at you. As the wife, you represent his broken vows, shaky home and kids -- which he may soon lose. So he acts all self-righteous, and says he wants to see the children -- to avoid facing you! Now it's your fault for not knowing he wanted a birthday with the kids. What, at bedtime? Puh-leeze. You may choose to believe his fishy story, but you'd still be wise to put a private detective on him in case your health is in danger. The word hooker may have slipped out because that's where he'd been, and it was on his mind.

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Miss Lonelyhearts Sounds Like Your Birthday Bozo has a Guilty Conscience

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I went to a sex shop and bought a black lace outfit to excite my husband for his birthday. Then I took the kids to my mom's for the night. He gets off work at 5 p.m. but said he'd have to go to the gym until...

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