Summary
An older man, sometimes a relative of the bride or groom, who will complain bitterly and unreasonably about everything, especially the food and the music. McNasty: "This music is terrible! Nobody's dancing!" DJ: "But, the dance floor is full." McNasty: "Balderdash! Play something better!" DJ: "Well, what would you like to hear?" McNasty: "Don't talk back, boy!" (stomps off in a fit of rage).
The guy who flails around to the tune of Old Time Rock 'n' Roll, complete with Tom-Cruise-in-Risky-Business slide. He will hit on every female with a heartbeat. His tie will also move mysteriously from around his neck to around his head midway through the night. Drunk Man: "Hey buddy! You gotta gimme yer microphone! I wanna say somethin' to Jake!" DJ: "I'm not letting you touch the mic. Sorry." Drunk Man: "C'mon! Jake? The guy that's getting married? He's my best friend!" DJ: "You're spilling beer on me." Drunk Man: "I love you Jake!!" DJ: "What are you talking about? The groom's name is Brad."See the full content of this document
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A Mid-Spring Night's Wedding Social
By Steve Adams
SPRING is in full swing, and in Manitoba, that means a cavalcade of wedding socials and their inevitable weddings.Of course, they happen all year round, but spring seems to be the time the bulk of couples really...See the full content of this document
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