"I think they hope the Green and White win, and they tell me each year to have a good game, but I'm not completely convinced of that," he said. "I used to go (to family members' houses) for pre-game meals, but I'd always find that their dinners would give me the runs, so I'd have to drink half a bottle of Pepto-Bismol."

"You get a lot of 'ugh,' 'ahh' and 'eh,' you know, those types of noises, but they don't make any sense to me. They try hard to be witty and clever, but I just don't think it's a part of their genetic makeup."

"It has nothing to do with me," he said. "I'm not going to control Troy, he knows what he's going to say. I guess there wouldn't be a Banjo Bowl without [TROY Westwood]."