As for the shortest-lived marriage, no doubt that prize would go to Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmunds, who wed in a sunset ceremony in Bora Bora on Jan.1, then, two weeks later, announced their split. "While the recent symbolic union... was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends," they said in a statement to People. Well that's nice, isn't it? BFFs.

Madonna divorced Guy Ritchie, Paula Abdul got crazier and appeared less chemical-free with every new interview or Idol episode, David Duchovny hit rehab for sex addiction and Miley Cyrus got caught up in the moment with Annie Leibovitz, only to later lay the blame on both the photographer and Vanity Fair. Lindsay Lohan settled down with a nice young lady named Samantha Ronson and Heidi Montag allegedly married Spencer "I won't go to a club now for less than $100,000" Pratt. Oh, Heidi. What have you done? But perhaps they deserve each other.

Craziest Hollywood news event involved Hairspray's Nikki Blonsky and America's Next Top Model reject Bianca Golden, previous strangers who, along with their families, got into some kind of massive brawl at the Turks and Caicos airport, one that Golden said peaked with Blonsky kicking her (as in Bianca's) mom in the va-jay-jay.