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That's why today I'm unveiling my latest prize-packed event, which I've cleverly decided to call the NAME OUR NEW WINTER HOLIDAY BEFORE THE PROVINCE PICKS SOMETHING THAT TOTALLY SUCKS CONTEST.
The end result of this nightmarish bureaucratic exercise will be a holiday with an officially stultifying name such as "Spirited Energy Day" or "Friendly Bison Day" or even "Dead Politician Day."OK, I realize a great many of you are thinking: "[DOUG SPEIRS], in your last contest the Big Prize was a stupid T-shirt and some really lame Free Press pencils. What's in it for me this time?"See the full content of this document
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If You're a Pilot Don't Enter This Contest!
DOUG SPEIRS - IN THE DOUG HOUSE
THERE'S an old saying among humour columnists: "When the going gets tedious, the tedious hold a contest!"That's why today I'm unveiling my latest prize-packed ev...See the full content of this document
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